So Much to Give

I've been told by many people that I have so much to offer in a relationship. Well, considering the author/reader relationship can be so intimate, I've come to the conclusion that I've been getting far too little out of this relationship.

I work all day over a hot processor just to think of something worthless to write, and what do I get? Usually nothing! Not even a page hit.

Even now, I have to have a pin number in order to activate real ads on this blog. Yet, I have not received this in the mail. Such dark times should befall no man (or woman). I can only hope that I can stay strong and get the ad hits I so richly deserve. Maybe one day in the far-flung future, I'll reach that $100 milestone and be paid by Google's AdSense.

That day will certainly be one of rejoicing. And I want you, my reader(s) to take part in this momentous occasion by just sharing an earnest smile.

The Return of the King

I've escaped my twenties only to find myself ensconced in the thirties.

As I look around this blog, I realize now that I've attempted to reinvent the concept of stupidity. Some of this stuff, I can say in all humility, isn't despicable. The vast majority? Well... at least I can say it's a blog. It's not meant to be good.

My podcasting days ultimately got eaten up by this awful disease called World of Warcraft. I was indoctrinated into nerddome and I wallowed in my own laziness. Fortunately, I was too lazy for the higher end raiding and was able to leave with my sanity in tact.

Now that I've discussed highly personal and boring matters, on to my main concern: I'm talking to myself.

There's no one reading this and for good reason: It sucks and it's old.

How anyone could possibly find this blog is beyond me, but I've noticed what I need is a hook and controversial subject matter.

I will leave this up to you. Of the following topics, what should this blog focus on:

Religion
Politics
Music
Movies
Atheism
Ecology

Those are your choices...now go!

(Haha! Who the hell am I kidding?)