So Much to Give

I've been told by many people that I have so much to offer in a relationship. Well, considering the author/reader relationship can be so intimate, I've come to the conclusion that I've been getting far too little out of this relationship.

I work all day over a hot processor just to think of something worthless to write, and what do I get? Usually nothing! Not even a page hit.

Even now, I have to have a pin number in order to activate real ads on this blog. Yet, I have not received this in the mail. Such dark times should befall no man (or woman). I can only hope that I can stay strong and get the ad hits I so richly deserve. Maybe one day in the far-flung future, I'll reach that $100 milestone and be paid by Google's AdSense.

That day will certainly be one of rejoicing. And I want you, my reader(s) to take part in this momentous occasion by just sharing an earnest smile.