tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-172918532011-11-27T18:14:44.430-06:00A blog designed with the thinking man, the impressionable child, and the ovulating woman in mind.Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-88145699025454051842008-06-03T14:22:00.003-05:002008-06-03T14:37:14.674-05:00

I've been told by many people that I have so much to offer in a relationship. Well, considering the author/reader relationship can be so intimate, I've come to the conclusion that I've been getting far too little out of this relationship.I work all day over a hot processor just to think of something worthless to write, and what do I get? Usually nothing! Not even a page hit.Even now, I have to

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-52238727270818117372008-05-17T12:05:00.004-05:002008-05-17T12:22:18.287-05:00

I've escaped my twenties only to find myself ensconced in the thirties.As I look around this blog, I realize now that I've attempted to reinvent the concept of stupidity. Some of this stuff, I can say in all humility, isn't despicable. The vast majority? Well... at least I can say it's a blog. It's not meant to be good.My podcasting days ultimately got eaten up by this awful disease called

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1163402289925349312006-11-13T01:02:00.001-06:002008-05-17T12:05:27.920-05:00

I know it's been a month! I promise you I wasn't being lazy. Just...counterproductive.GOD'S FAVORITE PODCAST - Episode Six -A Very Simpsons Podcastpowered by ODEODuring this minor break in episodes, Karl and I have had many discussions. Mostly me telling him he's stupid and him babbling incoherently. However, there is one thing we agree on: the Simpsons is one of the best shows on TV.To show

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1161792895272538502006-10-25T09:54:00.000-05:002006-10-30T00:43:12.296-06:00

To the two or three of you who care:Karl got sick this past Sunday and had a terrible fever. Unfortunately, this left us totally unable to record anything. However, we plan on having a show up next week. I also want to take this time then to plug our other podcast, Radio Free Nintendo. This is done for Planet GameCube, of which you can read more about here.I imagine anyone reading this would

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1160369990766132832006-10-08T23:44:00.000-05:002006-10-11T22:02:11.583-05:00

Movies can be a contentious subject. But when you have a prat like Evan around, you will become homocidal.GOD'S FAVORITE PODCAST - Episode Five -An Evening at the MoviesGod's Favorite Podcast takes a little lesson from Darwin and evolves a bit. This is a significantly longer episode than any of the previous ones. However, it's also a bit more organized. We also include a new segment called

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When you spend a lot of time with a person, you're bound to have arguments. When there's a third person involed, you could be torn apart.GOD'S FAVORITE PODCAST - Episode Four -The ArgumentJoining Stan and Karl today is Sock, equipment manager of THI, our new stomping grounds. As of late Stan and Karl have clashed regarding many topics, the latest of which is Guns vs Swords and Sock offered to

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1158726333324116402006-09-19T23:11:00.000-05:002006-09-19T23:25:33.333-05:00

Okay, so this is going to be a Wednesday thing. Anyway, Karl and I decided we'd be your daddies and tell you a story.GOD'S FAVORITE PODCAST - Episode Three -Don't Fuck With the Overkill Squadpowered by ODEOIt's story hour with Stan and Karl as we each share a life experience and discuss the morals of each tale. We laugh, we cry, but most importantly, we learn. Maybe you'll learn something, too

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Late as always, I've finally got all the editing done for another edition of what may be the greatest show on Earth. Or not.Because I love you all, the Odeo link returns! And will return for however long I keep this stupid thing going.GOD'S FAVORITE PODCAST - Episode Two -Monkey vs Ninjapowered by ODEOIn this episode Karl and I discuss the hazards of creating shitty web comics. We also have

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1157162957334504332006-09-01T20:59:00.000-05:002006-09-06T20:25:10.973-05:00

It's time that I did something different. I apologize to all who wanted more of the Mega Man, but the game wouldn't stop, it just went on and on and the web of stupidity was so vast, I couldn't possibly contain it in mere words.So, now, I present to you my first podcast ever on this particular site. For your convenience, instead of linking you to Odeo, I'll simply put the player here for your

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1153070811472227432006-07-16T11:22:00.000-05:002006-07-16T12:28:12.106-05:00

Last week on Battle Network:Lan's father spoke with the shady mayor.Lan fed a penguin.Lan's mother asked him to jack in the toilet.Upon arriving at the aquarium Lan and Troll-Boy learn to their dismay that the building is closed, but will be open the next day (which is a Saturday--so why would an aquarium be closed on a Friday afternoon?) However, during that time, they witness the firing of a

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1152377730206261912006-07-08T11:39:00.000-05:002006-07-16T12:29:43.826-05:00

Previously in Battle Network Lan moved from his home town to Cyber City. His father is working on the new Next-Gen network for the Mayor of Cyber City (yeah, yeah, I missed that important detail, well now you know so lay off). Lan quickly makes friends with Troll-Boy who nearly annhialates everyone in school in order to scare Lan.And things just keep getting better. . .Alright, I need to add just

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1152309368303421222006-07-07T16:39:00.000-05:002006-07-08T12:11:11.380-05:00

Okay, so I'm the Sports Editor at PGC, so whenever there's a drought of sports games to review, I'll take the leftover crap. Today's specimen is MegaMan Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar. I don't know what any of that means, but I do know this game doesn't have a fucking thing to do with the MegaMan I grew up with.First of all, MegaMan now lives inside a little boy, he's some kind of helper thing.

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151935608304431782006-07-03T08:49:00.000-05:002007-12-02T20:15:13.565-06:00

This is a new "feature" I've decided to add to the blog to create the illusion of value. Maybe if I talk about products people will think I'm giving them information along with entertainment, when really I'm no less talking out of my ass than I was before. The old saying goes: Dawn takes grease out of your way. I think Proctor and Gamble is underestimating their product. Dawn goes so much further

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151895441644358362006-07-02T21:55:00.000-05:002006-07-02T23:17:05.210-05:00

Alright, so here goes my first actual blog post here. After all the goofiness that precedes this post, I suppose I owe an explanation to anyone who finds this place by accident.I'm a staff writer (specifically the Sports [games] Editor) for Planet GameCube, which has been a great honor and a lot of fun. Sadly, because writing for that site requires focus, integrity, and creativity, all the sludge

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151872042535238222006-07-02T15:25:00.000-05:002006-07-02T20:05:09.943-05:00

I've decided to move my stupid blog here so that I can actually show it to people who aren't on Myspace. I know it sucks, but online I can't see their disapproving faces, and that makes it worthwhile.Anyway, for fun and profit, I've moved a few of my older Myspace blog posts here for your reading boredome.

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871842149126682006-07-02T15:23:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:31:54.556-05:00

It's time for my annual soul searching blog. It's amazing that I've been alive now for over 28 years and still haven't found the damn thing. I blame my parents, they always put my shit where I can't find them anymore. God only knows where my NES went. But at least I still have my original copy of Super Mario Land for my non-existant GameBoy.So, the other day I was meditating over a biography of

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871777862878182006-07-02T15:21:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:32:59.620-05:00

After drinking a cup of Miralax the other night, I sank further into my tub and let the lukewarm bathwater cover chest. I felt the strangest thing; I believe it was serenity.The thing is, I noticed there a major problem with serenity: a total lack of action.It was then that I further realized that serenity or peace does not actually equal happiness. Have you ever kidney punched a man in line

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871700596918102006-07-02T15:20:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:21:40.596-05:00

There are times in our lives when we must begin a sentence with an annoying cliche. Anyway, things have been going well as of late. Stuff has happened while other things haven't and in the end I've grown older as a person. It's times like these that I sit back and reflect on how much time I have left before I need to go to bed.I know what makes me a man and it's not (just) my fabulous genitalia

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871604415604562006-07-02T15:18:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:20:04.416-05:00

I feel that my last blog may have offended some people and I apologize for it. I didn't mean to insult your shitty taste in music.Now that the touchy feely stuff is out of the way, I wanted to come up with another topic of discussion. That's why it's taken so long for me to post another one of these things.Sadly, in the past two or three weeks, I haven't been able to think of a thing. Which

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871490668581612006-07-02T15:16:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:18:10.670-05:00

Two quick things. Today my profile views is 666. So for one day, I am the devil! I'm so metal!Another thing, can Myspace come up with something like Top 8, only the opposite. I'd like a bottom 8 or maybe bottom 391. I never ever want to see Forbidden on my fucking page again.It's just not fair that stand-up citizens like Ole Dirty Bastard and Hunter S. Thompson are dead, but ugly trash like

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871385834902262006-07-02T15:15:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:16:25.836-05:00

Since the dawn of man, the world has been searching for an answer. I believe I've found it. And no, it's not 42.The answer to the great question, "Why?" is deceptively simple:"Because I fucking said so! Now go make me dinner, bitch!"Some may not see the true depth of that response, but that's because they're numbnuts. And if you do not see the vast universal truth within that response, simply

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1151871305523923302006-07-02T15:05:00.000-05:002006-07-02T15:15:05.533-05:00

I've been scouring the internet quite a bit in recent days trying to find a little bit of humanity. Most of what I found were upskirt pics and chicks with dicks. I'm thinking about starting an Internet Revolution. I will start with small fry like spud.com (lol pun!!!) and move on to the behemoths.As for any logistical plans, I have none. I ask you, my faithful and not-as-lazy-as-me reader to

Pastor Farmnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291853.post-1128055174801598782005-09-29T23:39:00.000-05:002005-09-29T23:39:34.806-05:00

I drink it when I can!

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