Okay, so I'm the Sports Editor at PGC, so whenever there's a drought of sports games to review, I'll take the leftover crap. Today's specimen is MegaMan Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar. I don't know what any of that means, but I do know this game doesn't have a fucking thing to do with the MegaMan I grew up with.
First of all, MegaMan now lives inside a little boy, he's some kind of helper thing. The boy "jacks" in to a computer's network and lets his little MegaMan loose. During this time, MegaMan fights all these little viruses that look like bottle caps. Granted, I'm not too far in the game, but all the sexual innuendo certainly looks promising.
When playing a game with such a ludicrous setup, it's nice to know that the story is proportionatly retarded. The main character, Lan, moves from his small town to another. This sets Lan up as a self-centered dick. He cares so little about his friends that he doesn't bother telling them about the move. In fact, the teacher is the one who announces it to the extreme sadness of the class. Lan was well loved. The teacher and all the students all leave school immediately after the announcement to say goodbye to Lan. Everyone is in tears, including the teacher, who was hoping they would all graduate together (at 12 years of age?).
So now our hero is in a new town whose main difference is that the children are significantly uglier. One child, I shall call him Troll-Boy, is a sociopathic little fucker. He immediately hates Lan for no reason and nearly burns down the school attempting to humiliate him. Lan, fortunately, is the forgiving sort, and takes a liking to Troll-Boy immediately.
This is where I've left off at the game, but I promise to give you further exciting details into this epic GameBoy narrative.
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