Since the dawn of man, the world has been searching for an answer. I believe I've found it. And no, it's not 42.
The answer to the great question, "Why?" is deceptively simple:"
Because I fucking said so! Now go make me dinner, bitch!"
Some may not see the true depth of that response, but that's because they're numbnuts. And if you do not see the vast universal truth within that response, simply create yourself a nametag that says: Failure.
Those of you who are wise, feel free to use this response whenever any potential scholar asks you that which was previously unanswerable.
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