Two quick things. Today my profile views is 666. So for one day, I am the devil! I'm so metal!
Another thing, can Myspace come up with something like Top 8, only the opposite. I'd like a bottom 8 or maybe bottom 391. I never ever want to see Forbidden on my fucking page again.
It's just not fair that stand-up citizens like Ole Dirty Bastard and Hunter S. Thompson are dead, but ugly trash like Forbidden still live and get to hock shit on my Myspace page.
That said, I don't want to see Tom on my page, either. I think he should have a dipshit filter. I'm not an idiot, I know that Myspace isn't going to charge people for not posting pictures of the Fruit of the Loom gang, or start charging $30 a month for this sad excuse for a meat market. So why should I put up with his, "This is a hoax" updates, or "Our video playing software is crap-we're fixing it" posts. I know they're going to fix it, and if they didn't, I wouldn't care. I hate videos. I hate music on pages. I hate anything that makes a page take longer to load just so I can hear your crap taste in music.
By the way, be sure to check out my front page and enjoy the entire Abba Dancing Queen video. I gaurantee it doesn't suck and you will just love it.
Seriously, though, does Myspace have an option for me to turn off all music on everyone's pages? They should. Then they'd be the greatest non-porn website on the entire internet. Next to PlanetGameCube. That's the greatest site ever. Sorry, Maddox.
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