Alright, so here goes my first actual blog post here. After all the goofiness that precedes this post, I suppose I owe an explanation to anyone who finds this place by accident.
I'm a staff writer (specifically the Sports [games] Editor) for Planet GameCube, which has been a great honor and a lot of fun. Sadly, because writing for that site requires focus, integrity, and creativity, all the sludge gets printed here.
You'll find that I have a lot to say and none of it worth reading. But you'll read it anyway because my words are so fucking attractive. Seriously look at this word: Sampler. That's probably the most erotic version of that word you've ever seen. So, ladies, if you need to step away for a moment to change your panties, I'll understand.
If you've made it this far, and your not feeling stupider, then keep reading. By the time you're done here, I promise your IQ will dip down at least 50 points.
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WOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M FAMOUS!
WOOOOOO! I'M FAMOUS... again.
Smallville is superior to Superman Returns on many many levels
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